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Lucas Hutchison, 26, was singing karaoke at Columbus Gold “when people started booing at him,” a bartender told cops. In response to the razzing, Hutchison “threw down the microphone,” according to a Columbus Police Department report. At that point, Hutchison, pictured in the above mug shot, was escorted from the bar. After returning, he was again asked to leave. Hutchison was eventually pinned to the ground by two other men until police arrived. Columbus Police charged Hutchison with three counts of assault, obstruction, resisting arrest, intoxication, and for just being a DUMBASS. The police report indicated Hutchison was butchering a Neil Diamond song when the crowd turned on him.